ReTarD Coin
The dummist crypto you'll EVUR buy!!1!
Welcome to RETARD COIN - the dumbest smartest investment you'll ever make! We're a revulushionary meme coin that does absolutely nothing but make line go up (hopefully) 📈
Our vishun is simple - we want to BE RICH and maybe help you be rich too if ur lucky (but probably not lol). RETARD COIN has absolutly no utility, but that's what makes it SPECIAL!
Founded by a jenious group of investors (me in my mom's basemint), we aim to revulushionize how people lose money in crypto!
Step 1:
Get a walet like MetaMask or TrustWallet or whatever
Step 2:
By some Etherium or BNB or something idk
Step 3:
Go to PancakeSwop or Uniswop and trade for RETARD
Step 4:
HODL until Lambo or bankrupsy (probly the second one)
Phase 1: Lawnch
- Make a wesbite that looks profeshunal (✓)
- Tweet about it a lot (✓)
- Get my 3 freinds to buy some (✓)
Phase 2: Growht
- Get lissted on CoinGecko (maybe)
- Hit 100 holdres
- Make some memes that are actually funny (unlikely)
Phase 3: Moooooon
- 1 million markit cap
- Get a celerbrity to talk about us
- Lambo for the dev (me) (VERY IMPOTENT)
Phase 4: Rug Pull JUST KIDDING!!1!
- RETARD COIN merrchandise
- RETARD NFTs that look terible
- RETARD Coin 2.0 (The Seakwel)
Liqidity Pool
Locked forevur and evur
Merketing
For bribing influencers
Dev Wallet
Wait that doesn't add up... uhhhh
Berned Tokens
Mathimatics is hard